Beyonce’s new song “Single Ladies” is my favorite music video right now. It seems like really long takes and the simplicity is striking. I want to learn how to do those moves around 0:55. Hot damn.
The apron I made for Donna for her Running of the Bulls dream vacation was voted best of the swap! Thanks to everybody who voted for me and also thanks to Donna for being such a delightful model. I’m sure that if she hadn’t submitted such a great picture her new apron wouldn’t have won. Shawnee, the organizer of Flirty Apron Swap, said that a surprise is on its way to me in the mail.
I loved my costumes last night. I arrived to the party as a giant white fuzzy chicken, which everybody thought was funny because it’s a ridiculous costume I got at Target. After about 15 minutes and feeling way too warm, the hostess put on the song “Push It” and I did a sexy little strip dance, revealing my hot cop costume underneath. The transition was well-received as well.
I was there with Mr. T as my date, plus friends Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, a sexy witch, and a slacker fairy from Jersey. I danced and drank Sprite Zero because I was the driver for my group and enjoyed myself in my completely successful hot cop costume that I was proud to make myself — I even used the sewing machine on the shirt;/dress portion. I hope there’s an opportunity to wear it again.
Tonight is Zombie Prom and I have to go make some brains.
The jeans I bought at Goodwill over the weekend don’t actually fit me, it turns out. Fresh out the dryer they were great in a slightly loose way, and now that I’ve worn them several days they’ve stretched out and are not my size. I’m still wearing them in the comfort of my own home, and as I sit here on the futon half my butt is sticking out and two inches of underwear is showing all around because they’ve fallen down my hips. Solution: wear them one day then put in the dryer again.
I like wearing loose pants, they make me feel slender.
