ANTM 8.1
I watched the season opener of “America’s Next Top Model” today, it’s pretty sweet. One girl is a ringer for Angelina Jolie, and another named Brittany looks like somebody I know, although maybe it’s just the hair that does it. There are 12 girls now and I know just a few of their names so far. The one who was kicked off I called Stupidhead - she didn’t seem very bright. I think the next episode is when they do the makeovers, chopping off and dyeing hair left and right. Maybe I could be a model…
Update: I just read the eligibility requirements for the show and I could not in fact be a model. Minimum height requirement is 5′7″. I’m five inches too short. Not just too short to try out for “America’s Next Top Model”, but probably too short to be a worthwhile, attractive, respected adult human being.