Archive for November, 2006

Happy birthday to me!

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Today was a good birthday.  My manager decorated my cubicle, my boyfriend sent flowers to the office and took me out to dinner for Thai food, one of my brothers made a birthday cake when I was expecting to go without one, I received an email from my mom and a good friend who is currently in Lebanon, I talked to my friend from college and got a funny voicemail message from my best friend from Minnesota while I was talking to the first friend, and my dad called to say “happy birthday”.  I opened my presents that included a $100 gift card to Old Navy, a pretty ceramic quiche/pie dish, a pile of rubber snakes that I had about ten years ago that my mom apparently decided to give back to me after I left them at her house when I moved away from home, a 3 1/2 pound bag of candy, and 11 grapefruit spoons with a pointy tip and serrated edge. 

The spoons freaked me out because just a couple weeks ago I bought a few grapefruits and I said to my cohabitator, “I sure wish I had some grapefruit spoons, like the ones my mom has.  They make eating it so easy and fun!  Maybe I’ll buy myself some of those, or ask her to mail some extras to me.”  And for my birthday she just sent me 11 of them (she said to distribute the extras to my brothers).  Did I tell her about wanting the spoons?  I can’t remember doing so but how else would she know to send them?  I must have told her, right?  And with words and not just “mind bullets” as has been so helpfully suggested.  As much as I would like to think that I was involved in some kind of pyschic connection it’s more likely that I simply don’t remember the conversation we had about my desire for grapefruit spoons.

What a relief - still a socialist!

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

OkCupid’s politics test has branded me a socialist, thank goodness.  Democrat I could accept as well, but what if it said that I’m a Capitalist, Libertarian or, god forbid, Republican?  Glad to see I’m still doing alright.  Also, Hot or Not has determined that I am 8.6 Hot (or at least that one particular picture of me, wearing sunglasses and leaning up against the slanted window of a boat, is 8.6 Hot.  Other pictures have scored consistently worse).  How would I determine my identity and self-worth without the internet?

80% socially permisssive, 21% economically permissive

The tables and graphs aren’t functioning properly when I put them in this blog so and you’ll have to take the test yourself to see what the graphs look like and where those numbers fit.  http://www.okcupid.com/politics